unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via alovelikeswift)

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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(via raiinbowpixiiedust)

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via harrystylesno)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via horanhazza)

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

(via horanhazza)

1975fans:

band-for-10-years:

grammatical—mistakes:

the—1—9—7—5:

1975fans:

*finds nice lyric by the 1975* *looks up meaning of it* *actually about blow jobs* *tru*

Okay I have seen this in my feed like 5 times now and I still don’t know what lyric is about blowjobs

basically this entire song

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I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKING UP YOUR MOUTH AS IN KISSING THE HELL OUT OF IT NOT SHOVING A DICK IN IT

IM CRUYING

(via stylesxhealy)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via jeankircshtein)

"I want all my secrets back"

six word story (via iamnamelessgem)

(Source: velvet-plats, via iamnamelessgem)

Shit i almost fell , I don’t think anyone noticed. Yaaasss

only-harry-can-save-me: