drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

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harry styles + red

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hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

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jackmcb:

dannythequeerghost:

i-am-the-pizza-man:

thestoryso-near:

pepperwood-just-kiss-me:

gerard-you-little-shit:

What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical

That’s because he truly loves them and knows them

i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”

THE ONE IN THE 3RD GIF THAT STARTS CRYING HES SO DISTRAUGHT

Gru: Worst Super Villain Ever

Gru: best worst super villain in the world

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raspberrycripple:

its-the-fangirl:

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

What else are you supposed to eat oatmeal with? Vodka?

What the fuck is oatmeal that’s fucking porridge

raspberrycripple:

its-the-fangirl:

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

What else are you supposed to eat oatmeal with? Vodka?

What the fuck is oatmeal that’s fucking porridge

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Ramazan bitti, bayram bitti, temmuz bitti. Tehlikenin farkında mısınız?

pudinglikurabiye:

sorunluadam:

Içime bi orangutan oturdu şuan

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threeholepuncher:

how to play fetch with harry styles

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grandhighblood:

lowblood-in-rebellion:

ghostfacin:

6l99dm9uth-cali69rn:

jhonenstalker:

the creator of tumblr looks like hussies long lost brother

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What if they’re ectosiblings?

or what if

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Jesus Christ

reblog everytime

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echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

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bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

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lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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